Ok, I need to compile a list of funny quotes that I use or my friends use this summer. I can refer back to this list and add more, so let me know if you have others.
1. Phil Collins (has many different meanings)
2. I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.
3. I hate that like a fat kid hates vegetables.
4. Where's Tunafun?
5. Jesus? We found Jesus at party cove!
6. Do you like NASCAR? That's nice, well I like orgasms.
7. Where's the inflatable genitalia?
8. Why can't Bonnie (the secretary) operate the phone? Is it not a rotary dial phone?
9. It looks like she got everything from the Punky Brewster and Rainbow Brite yard sale.
10. You need to tell her that Lance Bass wants his boyfriend back.
11. Fug 21
12. Bless you. Thank you. He was already blessed!
13. He's got high hopes (in a singing voice).
14. Where did all of these straws come from?
15. Poke her in the front, lick her in the back.
16. Liquor? But I barely know her.
17. I miss you like a butt misses a lick.
18. Nut-huggers.
19. I've never seen a wheelchair sticker on a pontoon boat. (repeat from last year)
20. You better wipe that up, you are sweating out your $10 drink.
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