Heidi's famous sayings

Here are some of the best sayings by Heidi lately:

1. I'm just going to date really hot guys from now on, because they all end up being assholes anyway.

2. I can give BJs all day and it's not complicated!

3. How many innings in a baseball game? 11?

4. That was fun, Melissa. See I'm serious because I said your name.

5. I think it's because his robot dick malfunctioned.

6. I kissed a girl and I didn't like it.

7. Yeah, I'm pissed off, but it's nothing that 10 beers won't fix.

8. I thought it was Flat Bottom girls, like that's the name of the town they are from.

9. I just do whatever Melissa tells me to do.

10. At least they see a Buick and think it's 2 old ladies driving, little do they know it's two 28 year old girls.

11. Oh great, there are 3 people here and we just pulled up in a Buick listening to Destiny's Child. Let's just go in.

12. I took a crap in every state but Arkansas and I'm not taking a crap there.

13. I am not taking a picture of that bruise, I took one and I seriously thought it was a vagina.