1. Good job, blow job.
2. Shut the helicopter door!
3. Please proceed to kiss my ass.
4. Didn't he get the point when I poisoned his drink the last time?
5. Jagerbomb, jagerbomb, asshole!
6. Maybe he hurt his vagina.
7. I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.
8. I miss you like Captain Fuzzy misses his chest razor.
9. Hey Melissa, remember last time when you got gas there?
10. Clark's last name either has to be Griswold or Kent, those are the only choices.
11. You should tell him to put this in his pipe and smoke it.
12. Look, a flying baby with a mustache.
13. Don't forget to roll the dice!
14. At least the girls in Columbia get enough to eat.
15. Is there going to be a plug-in for my fan somewhere close to the tent?
16. Maybe if I stopped drinking beer I would be skinny enough to wear shorts like that.
17. Do you think they make Crocs with velcro straps?
18. His credit card probably just says "Uncle Rico."
19. There was some sweatpants at Kmart that said "true love waits" and the reason it waits is because no one wants to have sex with someone who wears sweatpants from Kmart.
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