2 funny stories from college days

When Heidi and I were roommates we were always thinking of clever, funny things to do with our time. We didn't have much money so we had to use our imagination. One warm fall afternoon we decided to make use of a plastic bottle of thousand island salad dressing. Neither one of us ate that kind of salad dressing and it was almost full. I think it was left from when Stephanie was my roommate. We took the bottle, put it in the road on Sprigg Street in front of our apartment and waited. We thought it would take awhile for someone to run over it or we may even have to move it before someone did so we sat and watched. The first car that drove by ran right over the middle of the bottle and salad dressing squirted everywhere..all over our yard and the street. We were cracking up like crazy because we didn't think anyone would run over it for awhile, let alone the first car. The next day when I went to school I started laughing when I saw the salad dressing all over the street and our yard.

The other story is when Heidi and I were bored one night and decided to trick our friend (who will remain nameless). We pranked her sometimes, but we were bored with that and needed something new. She was also obsessed with J Lo and this was whenever the big anthrax scare was going on and they said if you got a package and didn't know where it came from or if something looks like baby powder, you should call the police. Heidi and I took an envelope and put a cut-out picture of J Lo and then some baby powder in it and drove over to our friend's house and were going to leave it on her doorstep. We got there and got kinda scared because we thought she might call the police or something and they would get our fingerprints off the envelope and then we would go to jail. The envelope with J Lo and the baby powder never made it to her doorstep and we went home. Mission unaccomplished.