I just decided about 10 minutes ago that I have a new most-hated saying. Well, no I change that, I have 2 now thanks to one of my co-workers being on the phone right now.
1. "Ducks in a row" - what the heck does this even mean? It is because baby ducks follow their mom duck in a row? I think it might mean to get things organized, but since when are ducks organized? I pretty much HATE this saying and because I don't really understand it's meaning makes me hate it even more.
2. "when push comes to shove" - I don't think I understand this one either. I never say it because I don't know the appropriate time to say it. I've never used it in a sentence because it would sound like this, "When push comes to shove...you know...no, you don't know...well me either." One of my co-workers says this on a daily basis but I still haven't found an appropriate time myself to use it.
Some things I do like to say:
"Oh crap"
"I love you" to yummy food items, clothes, my TV guide or People crossword puzzles, or other inanimate objects
"God is my co-pilot" I don't really like to say this but it reminds me of this funny sign we saw on some guy's bumper and it actually had a picture of God (or what the artist thinks God looks like).
"Bitch, please" I don't ever say this, but it's still fun.
"You've got to be kidding me" This one I do say, especially when I hear gossip that I don't believe.
"YES" You just have to hear it to understand
"Give me a jiggle" instead of jingle
Phil Collins
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