Things about my brothers

I thought of a few funny things to share..but they might be inside jokes. I'll try to explain them. My brothers can be real jerks sometimes and because I'm the only girl they like to pick on me regularly. I don't see them as much as I used to, so the picking has been limited, but they used to bug me quite often. Here are some of the things they do or say to me:

Call me Grimace (that big fat purple monster from McDonalds) if I wear a purple shirt.
Call me Lisshead or Headliss

Call me Leslian (because it sounds like lesbian)

One time I was talking to my dad in the living room and Bryan came in and goes "the lesbian on the couch keeps on talking" to the tune of "the wheel in the sky keeps on turning" by Journey.
Bryan also was singing "raise a little what Melissa looks like in the morning" to the tune of "raise a little hell" by I can't remember. I don't look like hell in the morning, I actually look a lot better than most people.

Squeeze me in between them if I have to ride in the car sitting in the middle.

Throw me over the arm of the couch while my dad just looks on and laughs.

I have to add this one funny thing about my dad..my brother were fighting one time, pushing each other around..and dad goes "knock it off before you..knock something off" and we all started laughing at that one.

Gotta love family, what would we do without it.