Dallas memories, March 07

irst off, I was laughing so hard at lunch that I cried some at Heidi's comment about Lik-m-aid which is usually known as Fun Dip.

Second, when I was little I put some salt stuff on the roof of my parents car and the vinyl top turned from brown to bright orange. I can't remember much of the details but I don't remember getting in trouble for it so I think my parents either never knew it was me or they just didn't say anything. Heidi and I were discussing how our Mom's had to drive cars that sucked and that always broke down. I was always embarassed of our cars, but how fun would it be if we would have had nice cars?

Third, the bartender at Mantis (Mantus), which is where we hung out tonight and last night, was obsessed with us. Which of course would make sense because we are the most awesomest girls of all time.

Fourth, the DART, which stands for Dallas Area Rapid Transit (I asked some guys last night because I had to know what DART stood for ), is the best invention of all time. Except when the crazy lady touched my hand and also touched Heidi's arm with her dirty old lady soft skin and it was really gross. Also, someone crapped their pants on the DART and it smelled so bad and I asked Heidi if she did it and then I said I didn't so we didn't know where it came from. And, someone was playing loud music even though the sign clearly said "No loud music."

Fifth, Bagels on Heidi and Melissa is awesome. Pictures later.

Sixth, we hate everyone at O Bar, including the guy who tried to steal our cab and I gave him a dirty look.

Seventh, why do people in Dallas eat lunch at like 2 pm? At noon, there was no one at the restaurant but at 2 pm it was packed!!!!!!! Eat lunch at a normal time!!!

Eighth, I wanted to punch the lady who was hogging the jukebox at Silhouettes and then when we played Elton John and even paid extra to have it played first, when it came on, her comment was "Surely I didn't play this?" No, bitch, because you played Goldigger and Gorillaz and some other nasty bullshit that we didn't know. We thought we might trick her when we played Bon Jovi but we should have known that she would love it.

Ninth, Blimpie in the Plaza thing via Skywalk is never open. WTF?? We went there yesterday and today at lunchtime and it wasn't open.

Tenth, the most douchebag fraternity of all time is having their gay formal at the hotel tonight and they are pissing us off. Heidi almost kicked some guy's ass because he thought he was being funny and touched her ass sorta and then she kinda went ape-shizz on him. If he would have touched her, my ape-shizz would have came out and it would have been really embarassing for him. This is why I'm glad I'm out of college and don't have to deal with fraternity guys thinking they are super cool only because they are in a fraternity.