My senior year we went to Panama City Beach, FL. I went with Michelle G, Melissa, Amanda, Dawn, Sarah, and Michele P. That's 2 Melissa's and 2 Michel(l)e's. My only purpose for going on spring break was to get drunk and meet lots of cute boys. Oh, and to get a good tan. Four of us girls decided to share beer because we all liked Bud Light. By the end of the week, we had went through approximately 14 cases of beer. That's 14 cases for 4 girls! I think I drank about 4 of those cases myself, because I pretty much drank from 11 am until I passed out, usually between 1 and 4. We snuck beers into our purses into the bars. I had always had low self-esteem but had started to come out of my shell on this trip..when I got back, my self-esteem has skyrocketed!
Ok, so one day we decided to go to a beach party at this bar that was probably 5-6 miles from our hotel. It was $20 all you could eat and drink and lasted from like 11 until 5 or so. The food was awesome..Domino's, McDonalds, etc. I was not interested in eating, I ate maybe 1 real meal a day on this trip. The rest of my meals were beer. Melissa and I decided to stand by the kegs so we could double-fist it and wouldn't have to wait in line for another beer. I also drank some fruit punch alcohol stuff after awhile, but it ended up all over my shirt and on my white shoes. Some of the girls left early a couple hours before the rest of us. We had taken a shuttle there and were going to take one home. When we got back, there was a Penske in the parking lot!!! If you don't know the Penske story, I'll have to tell that one later. I made Melissa take a picture of me pointing to the Penske and I still treasure that picture to this day. When we got to the room, only a couple of the girls who left early were home. They said they started walking but hitched a ride with some guys. The other girls were still walking...this was like 2 hours after they left! Finally, a little bit later, they got back to the room. They had walked the entire way home, stopping to pee in the ocean on occasion.
One day, Michelle pissed me off and made me cry after we got back from the beach so I went back down there to find Melissa and Amanda. They were hanging out with some guys and I made those guys let me bong 3 beers in a row. Then we went to WalMarts, holy crap...they kept leaving me and I was incredibly wasted. I could barely see what was in front of me and I was carrying my case of beer around with me. That was the most drunken WalMarts experience I've ever had.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
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