How my life is like Sex and the City

Things that happened on Sex and the City that are similar to my life:

1. Once when we were in Florida I met this guy and then a few hours later he was talking to some hootchie mama. So before we left, I threw a drink on him and ran out. This is similar to when Samantha throws the drink on Richard and says "Dirty martini for a dirty bastard." I like her version better.

2. It's quite impossible to always control bodily noises, especially farting. Especially if I've been holding it in for awhile. So sometimes, it accidently happens in the morning and if someone is in bed with me, that's embarassing. But I just play it off like, oh well. Carrie did that once in bed with Mr. Big and the sound was haunting her for days, then he put a whoopee cushion on her chair after that.

3. My favorite word to say if a toliet isn't working is "ballcock." I guess there really is a part called that, but I just like to say it. When Aiden fixes Carrie's toliet, after they broke up, she said, "The last word we say to each other can't be ballcock."

4. Women have to occasionally pluck hairs in areas where we should not have them, believe it or not. If you don't, then you are lucky. I'm probably the only person to admit it. It seems like the same ones come back in the same exact places, like I have a dark hair by my bellybutton that remerges itself sometimes. That's similar to when Samantha finds a gray hair "down there" and says she can't pluck it because 6 more will come to it's funeral!

5. Heidi and I went to Soulard Market once so I could find a fake Coach or Louis Vuitton bag. I found a Coach bag but now I hate it so I hid it in my closet. Carrie and Samantha go to buy a fake Fendi bag in some guy's trunk when they are visiting L.A.

6. I once asked out a guy who had a girlfriend, because I thought he was showing a little interest in me. This is very similar to the episode where Carrie asks out Berger, but he has a girlfriend. I know how she felt.

7. In a little story that I would like to forget, a guy once told me he didn't want to date me anymore....via text message. Wow. This is similar to when Berger broke up with Carrie....via post-it. That was a funny episode, especially at the end where Carrie says, today is not the day I got dumped by a post-it, it's the day I got arrested for smokin' a doobie!

8. When I was in college once, my roommate got food from KFC and it smelled so good. After she left for night class, the KFC container was in the trash on the very top and there was an entire chicken strip and some fries in there that were untouched. Of course, I ate them! This reminds me of when Miranda makes the chocolate cake and then throws it away and then eats it out of the trash. She then calls Carrie and tells her this and that she might need this info when checking Miranda into the Betty Crocker clinic.

9. There is a Chinese restaurant by my office that I absolutely love. Sometimes I will eat there twice in one week. I know it's not the most healthy, but the chicken is sauteed and it has lots of veggies, so it's better than a lot of things I could eat. I don't even have to tell the girl what I want anymore, she already knows what I order. Miranda orders take-out from this one Chinese restaurant so often that the girl knows her complete order and then giggles, which pisses Miranda off.

10. Sometimes guys like to do things in the bedroom that kinda surprise me. Not necessarily a bad thing though. I won't go into details, but it's kind of like the episode where Miranda is hooking up with a guy she met while training for a marathon and they hook up after a run one day. The girls ask her how it was and she says, it's was good, but he kind of licked my butt!

11. When we up at Mardi Gras in STL, it was way too cold to show our boobs during the parade. However, after the parade we were in Heidi's car and were driving down this road next to a float full of people and they were yelling. I rolled down the window and flashed them and they started throwing hella beads at us. It was great. There is an episode where the girls are at the Fleet Week Ball and Carrie sees everyone's boobs in that episode.

12. I hate when guys have body hair, especially on their back. In the episode where the girls go to the wedding in the Hamptons, Charlotte makes her date Harry wax his back. Only it turns out to be bright red and gross.

One thing they should have included in that show is an episode where someone gets their panties stolen by a guy who has a weird panty fetish. That would be another similarity with my life.