A few things I've learned

Here are some life lessons I learned awhile back:

1. Don't send drunken text messages to a friend's ex as a joke, even if it is her idea. Not even if you think the idea of a redhead named Gina, with small tits and a big ass sounds like a funny joke. Bad karma will come around and bite you in the ass.

2. Don't drink a whole bottle of wine and then go out to the bars and drink beer. You might not remember coming home and you might wake up feeling like shit.

3. Don't tell random guys at a bar where you work. If they want to track you down, they will call you at work. Some men who are old enough to be my dad have done this, not a good idea!
I know there's more, I'll update with those later so check back!