Homecoming memories

You know it's a good night when you puke before you even go out (junior and senior years).

I remember laying in the grass after a Lambda Chi party waiting for sober ride to come get me and a bunch of pledges had to help me to the car. Screwdriver breakfast at the Lambda Chi's was always a good time.

Heidi and I made jello shots one year and we also drank some peach schnapps which made us un-drunk!! We got to the bar and realized that we were still sober somehow, even after drinking for hours!

Dr. Brian, Dr. Brian, wake up!

Heidi's parents got a limo one year and when we got to the parade, we saw their limo dropping them off in front of the Playdium. Oh shyte, it's my parents' limo! After the parade we were walking to my car and I hear "there's the girl who broke my table!" Yeah, he was talking to me, from when I broke the table on my 21st bday!

I remember my Dad walking into the Playdium one year and I was so drunk and hungover that I didn't recognize him until he said hi to me. I saw him walk in and I thought, who is that guy?

Heidi, you need to have another hairdo like that year we stayed at my brothers.

We also made Brian P pay our way into the Crackle one year. Hah! Then we stopped at Don's in the ghetto and avoided getting shot to get some cheesy tater tots.

Drinking mudslides and eating donuts is tradition before the parade. Maybe we should add mimosas to the list because that would be yum yum.

Pranking Melissa Landgon in the middle of the night is always good fun.

Heidi leaving at 6 in the morning to go party and she wasn't coming home until she made out with someone!

Puking after the parade and going back into the bar to continue drinking for hours.

Dancing in the street at Jeremiahs when my brother comes to pick up the drunks.

Schmitty has a drinking problem and is having an affair with Claire McCaskill.

Fat people should not be strippers, they should be secretaries.

What are you guys gonna do? Sit around and listen to Journey all night long?

Ordering $15 worth of food from Wendy's for just Heidi and I.